I found this broadcast really hilarious. Can't resist the temptation to share...
· If you didn't kill earthworm with salt
· If you didn't play rubber band
· If you never bathed in the rain
· If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1
· If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed
· If u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
· If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
· If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
· If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand
· If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
· If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
· If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
· If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights
· If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it your car!
· If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
· If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass and sand witout fire.
· If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.....
· Then, I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!
· Oya, choose which one u do
· Do you know it’s not jangilova epo motor?
· It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
· I bet u didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.
· I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don’t know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living".
· D song in church saying "o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually” o sing my soul and praise d Lord.
· I know u are singing it now again
· *** smiles ***
· Confess! Are u guilty?
· Keep sharing d fun and laff it off. Jesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even tghe devil. Nowhere in history!
· He is still the Living God!