Wednesday, March 11, 2015

[Hilarious] What Today's Kids Are Missing!

I found this broadcast really hilarious. Can't resist the temptation to share...

·        If you didn't kill earthworm with salt
·        If you didn't play rubber band
·        If you never bathed in the rain
·        If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1
·        If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed
·        If u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
·        If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
·        If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
·        If you never flew a kite

·        If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand
·        If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
·        If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
·        If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
·        If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights
·        If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it your car!
·        If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
·        If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass and sand witout fire.
·        If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.....

·        Then, I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!

·        Oya, choose which one u do
·        Do you know it’s not jangilova epo motor?
·        I bet u didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.
·        I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don’t know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living".
·        D song in church saying  "o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually” o sing my soul and praise d Lord.
·        I know u are singing it now again
·        *** smiles ***
·        Confess! Are u guilty?
·        Keep sharing d fun and laff it off. Jesus died over 2000 yrs ago and  nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even tghe devil. Nowhere in history!

·        He is still the Living God!

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