It's the morning after
And I was about to sweep the room
Thank God I saw it in time to stop
One dead bee
Three dead cockroaches
One ladybird dead and stiff
Several ant and spiders dead and stiff
Many other insects in similar fate
No Single Dead Mosquito Sighted
The dead insects littered the room
Two live mosquitoes with fat red behind
Perching menacingly on the window
Mocking me and my insecticide
I made sure not to tamper with the evidence
And I took pictures
Then I cordoned off the area
I do not know if this will stand up in court
But someone has to sue these insecticide makers
For drawing mosquitoes on canisters
That kill all insects but mosquitoes
I think these companies are working
In tandem with mosquitoes
To perpetuate malaria
'Tusasia' is still the best
As long as you don't drop it on foodstuff
And wake to a dead pet or human!
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